DUMB ASS CRIMINALS 200+ VERY STUPID CROOKS: "For These Idiots The Perfect Crime Is Impossible" (English Edition)

DUMB ASS CRIMINALS 200+ VERY STUPID CROOKS: "For These Idiots The Perfect Crime Is Impossible" (English Edition)

Dumb Ass Criminals is a collection of 200+ interesting articles and snippets, mostly hilarious, collected from many sources about criminals who truly need to seriously consider giving up their crooked ways because they are simply terrible at it.
Take for example the Florida man who crawled under a trailer in the middle of a foot chase from the police after stealing a car. The cops found him only because he was snoring as loud as a jet plane on takeoff.
The bad guys, with their criminal minds and very often caught in the act by police and sometimes makes for funny stories.
When I started the research for this book I knew I would find a few good stories but the truth of it is I am beginning to think there are very few crimes, committed by thieves and burglars that go correctly for the criminals.
A good example of such mentality is the story of the bank robber attempting to extract money from the teller by threatening her with a large meat clever. Instead she starting laughing when his cell phone rang and he interrupted his own robbery to take the call.
I will do my best to keep my distance from these people and I strongly suggest you do the same.
Even though these are not crime stories in the “thriller” category or unsolved mysteries – you will still have a ton of giggles at their expense.
Like the South Carolina man who was treating his girlfriend to a dinner at Applebee’s then tried to pay for the meal with an obviously bogus one trillion dollar bill. How did the staff at the restaurant know the bill was a fake? Well, it looked like a hundred dollar bill with ten too may zeros.
Oh yeah, one more thing – lock your doors!

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